What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which subject has two parts?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which bug is related to you?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which hot drink loves golf?