Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why is money so stubborn?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do stars go to college?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?