Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do termites go camping?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What does a dog say before eating?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do books sleep?