Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
How did the tree get lost?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which fly makes films?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?