Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do horses reside?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What school subject really rocks?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?