Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What are rental cars called in Spain?