What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?