What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
It's allergy season again?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What horn never makes a sound?