What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?