Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do mice do when they're at home?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How does a witch play loud music?