My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call hiking college students?