What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a henway?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is a computer so smart?