Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Do dads always snore?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do math teachers eat?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?