Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?