Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
When do mice play every day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?