Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?