What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?