What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do billboards talk?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?