What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which singer could always break a five?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do bees buzz?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?