What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you send a message in the forest?