What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?