What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?