What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?