I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which president loved to take baths?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?