What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?