What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the coolest country?