What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?