How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do snowmen get information?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?