Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?