Why do kids love theater classes?
Because they love to play!
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?