Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?