Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?