Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
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What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do all the planets get along?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?