Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the politest month?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?