Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?