What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Can February March?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the loudest sport?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?