Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do vampires always look sick?