Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are goats so funny?