Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What nationality are most fish?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is another name for a cow?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How does a polar bear build a house?