Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are winter days great?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?