Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which fly makes films?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?