What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a tornado's favorite game?