Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do cows go on vacation?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?