What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What fish only swims at night?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How do billboards talk?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do ships always get stuck?