What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?