What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What tea do footballers drink?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?