What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call an insincere horse?
It's Crowded!
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?