What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Where would you find an elephant?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What condiment has wings?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?