What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a silly hill?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What part of a fish is the most musical?