Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?