Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do stars go to college?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?