What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Are baby skunks cute?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What game do bats excel at?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where do termites go camping?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?