Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?