Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why is furniture so generous?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?