What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do fleas travel?