What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the noisiest food?
How can you make 7 even?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do fireflies start a race?