What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
A Trail Mixer.
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?