Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?