Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?