What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do goats and moms have in common?