What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do cats wear to work?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?