How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?