What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?