What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?